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Posted by rangermyles rangermyles, November 07, 2020 13:50

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Hi! Here's a joke.
Q: What do you call a pig with no eyes?
A: A "pg"!

Explanation: If you take the "I" out of the word "pig", then you get "pg"!

Posted by imladris 7 months ago (Flag)
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Hi! Here's another joke.
Q: There are 3 lions going to the den. One is a lion and two are lionesses. How many were going to the den?
A: One.

Explanation: There ARE three lions walking to the den, but two are lionesses. The other one is THE lion. Get it?

Posted by imladris 7 months ago (Flag)
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Hi!
Q: What did the sea say to the sea lion?
A: Nothing! It just waved!

Explanation:
The sea can't talk, so it used it's waves to express it's emotions!

Posted by imladris 7 months ago (Flag)
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Q: What is the dolphin's favorite topic in school?
A: The ABC's!

Posted by imladris 7 months ago (Flag)
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Q: When did the fly fly?
A: When the spider spied her!

Posted by imladris 7 months ago (Flag)
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Q: What do you do when your car runs out of gas?
A: Fill it with beans and broccoli!

Posted by imladris 7 months ago (Flag)
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Q: Knock, knock, who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock, who's there? Banana, Banana who? Knock, Knock, who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock, knock, WHO'S THERE? Orange. Orange who?

A: Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?!

Posted by imladris 7 months ago (Flag)
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Sorry to disturb you, this isn't a joke. How do you vote for the jokes? :?

Posted by imladris 6 months ago (Flag)
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@imladris Sorry forgot about that Click here to vote

Posted by rangermyles 6 months ago (Flag)

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