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Pills are just a psychotropic band-aid on a biochemical crutch. I took a pill once, and I woke up with a booty hole the size of a wine bottle, fat end first. But did I whine? No, I turned the bottle.

Wannabe bug guy. California Naturalist how wants to get into Eriogonum and Bryophytes. Had a childish fascination with ants in high school but I don't remember anything.

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